The Imperial Federation of Regna Loreau is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Regina Imperatina Viktoriya IX with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.218 billion Loreauans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anova. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Loreauan economy, worth a remarkable 2,897 trillion Silver Kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 237,148 Silver Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's museums are real penny-pinchers, no one born in Regna Loreau can fix a leaky faucet, Anova's back alleys are rife with sausage eating, and physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Regna Loreau's national animal is the Nordens Lejon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Old Nordic Paganism.

Regna Loreau is ranked 24,767^th in the world and 63^rd in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,353.29 on the Gilded Widget Scale.